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 Climate Change Chocolate Bar
Bloomsberry, LLC, a Salem, MA-based chocolate maker that sells its bars in whimsical wrappers, have now teamed up with TerraPass, a green energy broker, to offer these "Climate Change Chocolate" bars.


The wrappers have printed on them 15 tips to reduce your carbon footprint on the world, and in ad...

The Fizz - Screw-on Ice Cream Float Cup
The Fizz is a plastic cup that screws on to a plastic PET bottle allowing you to create a mobile ice cream float.

Once you screw the cup to a bottle, fill it up with ice cream, then insert a straw, and finally, squeeze the bottle. This fills the cup with soda, allowing you to sip out a mixture of...

Fruit Stickles - Flavored Fruit Skewers
Fruit Stickles are wooden skewers used for sticking together chunks of fruit. Except the skewers are seasoned with cinnamon and tropical fruit flavors that leach into the fruit chunks.

The idea is that gives fruit an extra boost of flavor to tempt children into eating more fruit.

The seasoning con...

Subtle Butt - Fart Pads
A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

As the wind br...

Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush
If Hillary Clinton should succeed in her bid to move back into the Whitehouse, Republicans can at least find some comfort while cleaning toilets with their "First Cleaning Lady" toilet brush.

I tried to come up some smart-ass comment tying together the effectiveness of the cleaning bristles and th...

Hitch Hands - Middle Finger for your Trailer Hitch
Hitch Hands is a trailer hitch cover, with the ability to maneuver the fingers anyway you like.


If you're commuting to work, you can show the bird. Going to a Trekkie convention, do the Mr. Spock thing. Looking for a hot date, give 'em the shocker!

At $34.95, you won't need a five-finger discount...

Reserve a Spot in Heaven - Kit
One of the problems with getting into Heaven the traditional way, is that you have to spend so much time going to church, singing hymns, repenting, and then forking your money over to a collection basket.

But what if you could just pay some money in advance, and free up your Sundays for somethin...

Throx - Socks with a Spare
Throx is a company that sells socks, claiming to have solved the problem of the missing sock: by selling three socks instead of two.

This reminds of the time when I bought ten fingernail clippers at the drug store, and spread them all over the house, because I was tired of not being able to find ...

Plate Flipper - License Plate Message Text
The Plate Flipper is a device that hooks to your car's license plate, allowing it to flip down, and reveal a special message for the guy behind you.


Perfect for drivers in Los Angeles and Orange County who like to show off their vanity while weaving in and out of lanes in their BMWs.

I think what's...

World's First Non-Contact Thermometer
A company called Kidz-Med, Inc. has launched a new thermometer called, "Thermofocus", claiming it as the first thermometer to take accurate body temperature readings without touching the body.

The product's website says it can read infrared heat eminating from a person's forehead, and give results...


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